My fam loves Costco.

It is the second most magical place on earth. Last time we went, my daddy found a little activity to keep him occupied. With the help of his cell phone calculator he was

comparing the prices of paper towels by their cost per square foot. He figured it out for each and every brand and then decided that the most economical choice would be to buy the stiff itchy kind that you find in a public restroom. And to go with it, he would just install a paper towel dispenser in the kitchen.

Now he just has to convince my mommy.